Justin Bieber raped, may be pregnant

CC Liu, Pat Macpherson, Ashley Wells (Wisdom Quarterly)
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First Herman "Koch" Cain, now this. Child music idol Justin Bieber is being accused of having gone "all the way" -- possibly against his will, certainly without his consent. (By law minors are not able to consent to sex).

Now someone is pregnant, and baby, baby, baby Bieber is willing to take a paternity test to prove it is not him, uh, his. One thing's sure: former-child star abusing Conrad Murray will not be conducting that test. No comment yet from girlfriend/beard Selena Gomez.

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While these allegations would give little Bieber street credentials with Ludacris and the rap/hip-hop underworld, it would shock and scandalize soccer moms and church groups everywhere.

Was baby Justin, shown here with Ludicrous in possibly the world's most viewed video, statutorily raped by Mariah Laci Yeater (shown below)?

They have already lost former Mouseketeers Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Christina Aguilera and with Lindsay Lohan in and out of jail, anti-sex trafficking advocate Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi, and Drew Barrymore having gotten away with more than all of them (allegedly).

What is our world coming to? Not since the Partridges or Bradys were dating (each other) or Donny and Marie and the Mommas and the Poppas seemed a bit too close have the tabloids had so much to wag about. Oh, Justin, say it ain't so!

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People are fed up. So the powers that be, in their corporate boardroom wisdom, have found a solution: Pumping fists at a massive and pricey concert in the middle of the summer, when the jungle fever drives the urban youth berserk. Not to be too cynical, this is an amazing line up: Rage Against the Machine reuniting, Muse landing their starship on stage, Lauryn Hill belting out enchanted blues-rap, and Rise Against playing their one hit -- who could ask for more? The only thing that's missing is making it free or affordable. (Tickets are $82.50-$113.25 to sit in the stands). It would be nice if System of a Down were on the bill. What will Chicago's Lollapalooza (featuring Muse, Eminem, Deadmau5, My Morning Jacket, the Foo Fighters, and some band called Coldplay) think about the competition? Or the L.A. leg of the annual pop-punk romp Warped Tour? Or the Southern California desert Bhakti Fest?

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