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(MSNBC) Facebook gave its News Feed a makeover yesterday and many users got angry. How dare the social network suddenly change so much, after all? Well, hope you held back on the rage -- because a lot more changes are coming, [the CIA controlled company] announced at F8, Facebook's developer conference, today. [So long Netflix, so long Zuckerberg.]The official announcements will start trickling in once [titular] Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg takes the stage to give his keynote speech at 10:00 am PT/1:00 p.m ET. But there are already a lot of whispers regarding what's coming.
One of the key hints about all the announcements is F8's motto, which All Things D's Liz Gannes reports is "Read. Watch. Listen." This leaves us expecting a new way to consume text-based news, some sort of video component, and the long-rumored incorporation of music streaming.
When it comes to the "Read" element of the F8 motto, there's not much mystery regarding what's coming. We know that Facebook wants... More
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