OMG! A "Twilight" sequel! (cartoon)

Amber Dorrian and my kid sister "Bela" not Bella (Wisdom Quarterly)

Breaking Dawn premieres. The forces of the Moon versus those badly affected by the Moon. "Twilight" is basically Dracula vs. Wolfman. Only the vampires are melodramatic and the wolves are so CGI. This series is a mess. But, melodrama can be good. Soap opera thrillers for tweens who need a romantic lead are keeping the mall theaters alive.

Giggly Bieber kids and gayish gothy teens are outnumbered by horndog moms. Fans everywhere are sure to keep this blockbuster going. And that's good. It's keeping "romance" alive. And there's nothing higher to live for. So get used to it.

The world needs more Harry Potter with heavy petting because Emma Thompson isn't doing anything to meet our need for sizzle. Taylor Lautner is pure peach fuzz for a hirsute leading man. Robert Pattinson is very, very Brit'ish. And Kristen Stewart's lesbian child molester kiss with Dakota Fanning was a real let down.

Justin Bieber raped, may be pregnant

CC Liu, Pat Macpherson, Ashley Wells (Wisdom Quarterly)
MICHAEL JACKSON DOCTOR FOUND GUILTY

First Herman "Koch" Cain, now this. Child music idol Justin Bieber is being accused of having gone "all the way" -- possibly against his will, certainly without his consent. (By law minors are not able to consent to sex).

Now someone is pregnant, and baby, baby, baby Bieber is willing to take a paternity test to prove it is not him, uh, his. One thing's sure: former-child star abusing Conrad Murray will not be conducting that test. No comment yet from girlfriend/beard Selena Gomez.

• LAPD: Bieber baby claim might be rape
  Mariah Laci Yeater probably didn’t expect this to happen: The 20-year-old woman who has filed a paternity suit against Justin Bieber could be investigated for statutory rape.
• Buddhism's "sexual misconduct" defined
  

While these allegations would give little Bieber street credentials with Ludacris and the rap/hip-hop underworld, it would shock and scandalize soccer moms and church groups everywhere.

Was baby Justin, shown here with Ludicrous in possibly the world's most viewed video, statutorily raped by Mariah Laci Yeater (shown below)?

They have already lost former Mouseketeers Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Christina Aguilera and with Lindsay Lohan in and out of jail, anti-sex trafficking advocate Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi, and Drew Barrymore having gotten away with more than all of them (allegedly).

What is our world coming to? Not since the Partridges or Bradys were dating (each other) or Donny and Marie and the Mommas and the Poppas seemed a bit too close have the tabloids had so much to wag about. Oh, Justin, say it ain't so!

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Britney Spears' Out of Body Experience (video)

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Britney Spears, while sitting in the front row of the VMAs on Sunday in Los Angeles, had her life-in-music flash before her. Note the shamanistic "mushroom" theme.* Spears was then groped on stage by "Jo Calderone" (aka Lady Gaga), who tried to kiss her. America's sweetheart, the fizzling pop diva, whose latest album is actually her best seller, is getting a boost after years of drugs, ill-advised marriages, and manufactured drama galore. Nun rumors, head shaving, Kevin Federline, it is amazing the world has still not had enough of Brit-Brit. Her beauty, fame, and longevity are no accident. Not only do they make money for many behind the scenes who then protect and promote her public image, but her past life wholesome karma (the Four Bases of Popularity) supports her experience, even as she exhausts her store of merit to no future advantage.

• Britney Spears sparkles 4 years after awful VMA act

Britney accepts more accolades on stage with manly Lady Gaga (Reuters/dailymail.co.uk)

• What wholesome actions (kusala karma) is considered the bases of popularity? Generosity, hospitality, kind speech, and impartiality. These are mentioned, but not elaborated, most famously in the Buddha's "Advice to Householders" (Sigalovada Sutra, DN 31).

*Blonde shamans, like the Scandinavian Sami, depend on mushrooms for visions (BBC).

Lama lectures Justin Bieber (video)

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Michael the Monk (Ven. Lobsang Yeshe), a teacher and translator at the Tara Institute in East Brighton, has a message for pop idol and child actor Justin Bieber. I love your music and charisma. You have great potential. So please set a good example and steer clear of drugs. And watch out when you turn 18 because that's the time of greatest temptation.

Thank goodness cherub has separated from his adult girlfriend, Selena Gomez. It always seemed like a stunt -- public displays of affection, just like his releasing a song with a rapper or trying to wrap himself. The public image has to generate controversy if the Bieber brand is to make money.

Avril Lavigne's strange shape-shifting teeth

Lady Gaga's going bald, Kim Kardashian's skin

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Balding?

She "plummets like a shooting star that shines so bright yet falls so far" (How Have the Mighty Fallen?/Sabbat)

Rumor has it, superstar singer Lady Gaga is using Rogaine (to regrow hair). No one in her camp is speaking publicly. But drug and alcohol abuse, mania, sex addiction, stress, a temper, and other acidifying habits would take their toll on anyone's body. Too much testosterone, which causes men to go bald, would also make Gaga (aka S.J.A. Germanotta) stressed out and sexually aggressive. (According to John Gray, therapist and acclaimed author of Men Are From Mars Women Are From Venus, females need oxytocin not testosterone to feel soothed. The imbalance would ruin her life, not only cause her hair loss. Hair damage and thinning are aggravated a lack of self-worth. So is anxiety and self-starvation (yo-yo dieting or an undiagnosed eating disorder). As it would for any of us in her position, these things cause the multi-millionairess to overprocess, bleach, dye, and weave her hair -- and even to pull it out. Gaga's yoga habit would help, but she practices exactly the wrong kind (Bikram) for a "fiery constitution" (called pita dosha in Ayurveda). She needs soothing, not stimulation. Is she on a sure track to the 27 Candle Club?

Scabby?


Gorgeous Kim Kardashian has a hideous secret -- one that, like Lady Gaga's, would be helped by an alkalizing diet and a good detoxing -- scaly psoriasis. Her human scabies was revealed on a recent episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." She may avoid stressful situations to prevent flare-ups of this itchy blotchy skin disease, but the root cause is environmental toxins being cleared from the body through its largest organ, the skin. That means the lungs and colon are not doing their job. Yum, celebrities are so beautiful...and just as human as Hollywood agents, some of the least savory humans on the planet.

Is Justin Bieber like the Buddha?

(He is to Shia LeBeouf) Rosie Gray (BlackBookMag.com)

Shia LaBeouf: Justin Bieber is "like Buddha"

Barring more death threats to poor, sweet Selena Gomez, The Bieber has new accolades to anger haters of her kissing exploits.

(July 1, 2011) Shia LaBeouf appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and had a lot to say about Justin Bieber. He's "the bomb! He's like a 16-year-old Frank Sinatra."

He even "has a presence like Buddha, like a young prince... I went up to him, I wanted to say hi. Security was ready to take me down. Bieber does this two-finger wave thing like, 'He's OK.' "

The topic came up because of that super-adorable video Selena Gomez posted on YouTube of her meeting LaBeouf and freaking out because he's "soooo cute!" Did Justin have a problem with that? Source

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